Silver Trader UK review

Ow Dear God
This explains that woman who 3 days ago walked up to me and started stroking my tummy with her other hand outstretched as if expecting something in return !

Sadly I bubble wrapped her up in my traditional babushka style packaging and sent her to the Royal Mint as a return where she has no doubt been forcably recruited to work with the other umpa lumpa's on the production line :-(
If only someone had warned me about this review that poor woman would now be living out her life happily at home rather than scratching up bullion coins out of frustration & despair.

Disclaimer
Royal Mint quality controll is in no way affected by the Random customers I have giftwrapped and posted to the royal mint as part of the umpa lumpa recruitment program and any drop in quality controll is purely incidental
sincerely martin

"This explains that woman who 3 days ago walked up to me and started stroking my tummy with her other hand outstretched as if expecting something in return !"

Before @kimchi and @Admin start leaping to conclusions, can I absolutely deny that this woman was me. If it had been Martin would still be too busy running to post on the Forum. And I have an alibi.

I can confirm that i have read the statement from the alibi in question and it's clear to me that this person is gramatically challenged
mostly by the cat's mother to be honest !
The 56 red ink corrections on the 2 page document in question is mind numbing to say the least but i can't help feeling that the B minus with comment ( must try harder ) was a little overkill.
Sincerely martin

SilverTrader wrote:I can confirm that i have read the statement from the alibi in question and it's clear to me that this person is gramatically challenged
mostly by the cat's mother to be honest !
The 56 red ink corrections on the 2 page document in question is mind numbing to say the least but i can't help feeling that the B minus with comment ( must try harder ) was a little overkill.
Sincerely martin

You forgot to mention that the document was double-spaced. Plenty of room for red ink.
I haven't even started on your posts yet  @SilverTrader ! Just as soon as  @Admin restores my editing privileges on this post .......  If you want to bribe him not to, move fast.

The Cat's Mother wrote:

SilverTrader wrote:I can confirm that i have read the statement from the alibi in question and it's clear to me that this person is gramatically challenged
mostly by the cat's mother to be honest !
The 56 red ink corrections on the 2 page document in question is mind numbing to say the least but i can't help feeling that the B minus with comment ( must try harder ) was a little overkill.
Sincerely martin

You forgot to mention that the document was double-spaced. Plenty of room for red ink.
I haven't even started on your posts yet  @SilverTrader ! Just as soon as  @Admin restores my editing privileges on this post .......  If you want to bribe him not to, move fast.

Yikes
It should be working by now. I just double checked..... it is working when I tested it.

Hi @Admin . Yes it looks to be back on, but it wasn't when I posted. Thank you very much. The only thing lacking now is a red option for when I edit a certain someone's missives.

SilverTrader wrote:Ow Dear God
This explains that woman who 3 days ago walked up to me and started stroking my tummy with her other hand outstretched as if expecting something in return !

Sadly I bubble wrapped her up in my traditional babushka style packaging and sent her to the Royal Mint as a return where she has no doubt been forcably recruited to work with the other umpa lumpa's on the production line :-(
If only someone had warned me about this review that poor woman would now be living out her life happily at home rather than scratching up bullion coins out of frustration & despair.

Disclaimer
Royal Mint quality controll  is in no way affected by the Random customers I have giftwrapped and posted to the royal mint as part of the umpa lumpa recruitment program and any drop in quality controll is purely incidental
sincerely martin

Hi  @SilverTrader Has she left a review on Trust Pilot yet?