Silver Trader UK review

Ow Dear God
This explains that woman who 3 days ago walked up to me and started stroking my tummy with her other hand outstretched as if expecting something in return !

Sadly I bubble wrapped her up in my traditional babushka style packaging and sent her to the Royal Mint as a return where she has no doubt been forcably recruited to work with the other umpa lumpa's on the production line :-(
If only someone had warned me about this review that poor woman would now be living out her life happily at home rather than scratching up bullion coins out of frustration & despair.

Disclaimer
Royal Mint quality controll is in no way affected by the Random customers I have giftwrapped and posted to the royal mint as part of the umpa lumpa recruitment program and any drop in quality controll is purely incidental
sincerely martin

"This explains that woman who 3 days ago walked up to me and started stroking my tummy with her other hand outstretched as if expecting something in return !"

Before @kimchi and @Admin start leaping to conclusions, can I absolutely deny that this woman was me. If it had been Martin would still be too busy running to post on the Forum. And I have an alibi.

I can confirm that i have read the statement from the alibi in question and it's clear to me that this person is gramatically challenged
mostly by the cat's mother to be honest !
The 56 red ink corrections on the 2 page document in question is mind numbing to say the least but i can't help feeling that the B minus with comment ( must try harder ) was a little overkill.
Sincerely martin

SilverTrader wrote:I can confirm that i have read the statement from the alibi in question and it's clear to me that this person is gramatically challenged
mostly by the cat's mother to be honest !
The 56 red ink corrections on the 2 page document in question is mind numbing to say the least but i can't help feeling that the B minus with comment ( must try harder ) was a little overkill.
Sincerely martin

You forgot to mention that the document was double-spaced. Plenty of room for red ink.
I haven't even started on your posts yet  @SilverTrader ! Just as soon as  @Admin restores my editing privileges on this post .......  If you want to bribe him not to, move fast.

The Cat's Mother wrote:

SilverTrader wrote:I can confirm that i have read the statement from the alibi in question and it's clear to me that this person is gramatically challenged
mostly by the cat's mother to be honest !
The 56 red ink corrections on the 2 page document in question is mind numbing to say the least but i can't help feeling that the B minus with comment ( must try harder ) was a little overkill.
Sincerely martin

You forgot to mention that the document was double-spaced. Plenty of room for red ink.
I haven't even started on your posts yet  @SilverTrader ! Just as soon as  @Admin restores my editing privileges on this post .......  If you want to bribe him not to, move fast.

Yikes
It should be working by now. I just double checked..... it is working when I tested it.

Hi @Admin . Yes it looks to be back on, but it wasn't when I posted. Thank you very much. The only thing lacking now is a red option for when I edit a certain someone's missives.

SilverTrader wrote:Ow Dear God
This explains that woman who 3 days ago walked up to me and started stroking my tummy with her other hand outstretched as if expecting something in return !

Sadly I bubble wrapped her up in my traditional babushka style packaging and sent her to the Royal Mint as a return where she has no doubt been forcably recruited to work with the other umpa lumpa's on the production line :-(
If only someone had warned me about this review that poor woman would now be living out her life happily at home rather than scratching up bullion coins out of frustration & despair.

Disclaimer
Royal Mint quality controll  is in no way affected by the Random customers I have giftwrapped and posted to the royal mint as part of the umpa lumpa recruitment program and any drop in quality controll is purely incidental
sincerely martin

Hi  @SilverTrader Has she left a review on Trust Pilot yet?

Silvertrader, do you ever sell 5oz coins?

SanMarino wrote:Silvertrader, do you ever sell 5oz coins?

@SilverTrader  @SanMarino

I do believe he has a 5oz Round in stock but you would need to email him directly. 

I will let him know your after something, or he can see this post. 

But I have never seen him sell 5oz coins. If there is something you want the best thing is to email him through his website, he does reply and will get back to you when he can. 

Tell him the crazy Yank sent you. 

Thanks for the info, it was nothing particular more for a friend who only collects 10oz coins (I don’t know why!) but we where chatting last night and he was thinking of starting on 5oz coins but stated there is not a lot of choice from UK dealers.

kimchi wrote: None better in the UK for what he does imvho  

agreed

HI Sanmarino,
I try not to stock the 5 ounce coins mainly because its impossible to get hold of replacment capsules, it's hard enough to get replacment 10 oz capsules
Also there are only a few worth getting mainly the Australian lunar, kookaburra maybe and the premium on the 5 oz coins can be a little silly
so basically i stick to 1oz, 2oz, 10oz coins then 100g 250g 500g & kilogram bars
sincerely martin

SilverTrader wrote:HI Sanmarino,
I try not to stock the 5 ounce coins mainly because its impossible to get hold of replacment capsules, it's hard enough to get replacment 10 oz capsules
Also there are only a few worth getting mainly the Australian lunar, kookaburra maybe and the premium on the 5 oz coins can be a little silly
so basically i stick to 1oz, 2oz, 10oz coins then 100g 250g 500g & kilogram bars
sincerely martin

Would you stock them for a tickle?

Silver trader

Thank you for explaining your position, it makes perfect sense

Anytime SanMarino :-)
As for you Kimchi ! no tickling unless you want a new career as an umpa lumpa at the royal Mint :-)

Hi  @SanMarino . Your friend may be interested in a dealer in France, J P Verdavoir (sells on eBay as Bequet, and I've bought from him without any problems). He has a dozen 5 oz coins listed at present although, as Martin said, the premium is fierce. At the moment he has an offer of free shipping with first orders over €50.
I've put a link in to that page on his website:
https://jpverdavoir.fr/fr/4-pieces-argent?q=Poids-5+Onces

Silvertrader,
Asking for a friend who is too busy (lazy!) to set up an account on the forum, but have you ever and will you in the future have Scottsdale stackers for sale?

I was chatting with another forum member and realised I had forgot to ask you a while ago.

HI Sanmarino,
Sorry to hear about your snoozy friend :-)
No mate it's not on the cards sorry

Thanks for confirming

I am not a fan of the coin but I know others are.