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Fri Nov 05, 2021 4:24 pm
Put your jokes here, lets see who has the funniest jokes.

You never know what might happen.. BUT PLEASE REMEBER .... BE POLITE.....

PG13 Jokes!!!!

What is black and white and read all over?








Santa falling down the Chimney of course..... You lot thinking it was a newspaper sicken me.
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Fri Nov 05, 2021 4:41 pm
Nah, we just know the difference between 'read' and 'red'.

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. To see his flatmate.

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Sun Nov 07, 2021 9:31 pm
Why are jalapeƱos such good marksmen? Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy



Because they haben-arrow. lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Sun Nov 07, 2021 9:36 pm
Im gonna put a few dad jokes here if thats okk

How many lips does a flower have?
Answer: Two lips

Did you hear about the cow that was lifted in the air by the tornado?
Answer: It was an udder disaster

What you call a frog illegally parked?
Answer: Toad

Why are balloons so expensive?
Answer: Inflation

I bought a horse and call it mayo. Sometimes mayo neighs

What did the grim reeper say when he walked into a shoe shop?
Answer: Im here for your souls

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the highschool?
Answer: Its ok he woke up

Where do i keep my dad jokes?
Answer: In the dadabase

A ghost walks into a bar and the bartender asks the ghost what do you want?
Answer: Im here for the booze and spirits

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Mon Nov 08, 2021 7:08 am
Jazz! I think there's a whole box of Christmas crackers used up there.

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Mon Nov 08, 2021 10:59 am
lol! santa lol!

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Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and helped



Basketball He won’t stand against the three of us! Cool
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Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:10 pm
Q: A man walks into a bar, what's the first thing he says?
A: Ouch

A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar, both get drunk, the giraffe falls over, the man gets up to leave and the bartender says: "Oi, you cant leave that lyin there" the man replies, "that aint no lion mate, its a giraffe"

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Sun Nov 21, 2021 12:33 am
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer team up together does that make them alloys? 😂

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Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:02 am
Only a collector / Stacker would laugh

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